blonde genotype, white phenotype.. in a punnet square

well sophie austria looks very nice indeed! atm im writing here instead of packing, they sort of seem equally important. i got told off today by one of my teachers for leaving canterbury a whole week.. i gotta do something about that, like either studying a lot in Linz to quell my bad conscience or drink a lot so i forget about the whole thing.
apart from that ill show u my diy bleaching skills, its perhaps not so bad after all. white blonde is funnier than ..uhm.. being french.. as the old saying goes.

maybe i should have stayed with the before-version?

neh, look how happy i am with new blonder hair! but please dont ask why the computer is in the background of both pictures.. i can assure u its just a coincidence.

ok, packing here i go! sophie a chav is on the way, he's squeaking in the suitcase right now, asking for some fags i think. see you tomorrow!! :D

and anyone who has myspace should add me on www.myspace.com/majjja simply because i managed to put such a fancy starry background.. im such a computer geek.

bisous und eine grosselederhosen!

tequilla, walks and majas arrival..

.. that includes the last days and what to come. it started on tuesday. malin and i went to winkler markt where we bought a bottle of sierra tequilla and some lemons.. and nooooo malin, it's not embarrassing to buy tequilla a tuesday.. it's quite common in some countries.. it may have something to do with the bananas (however, i dont have the intention of starting another bananadiscussion !!). anyway, we celebrated the event (buying tequilla a tuesday) by drinking it=) jared and jens joined us and eventually also bernie.. i was the adult tho.. didnt drink as much as some people.. no names mentioned:p around 10pm we went to the mensa, see pic above, where we met up with the rest.. very nice evening indeed, most of my friends were there.. some were missing tho:-( however, i went home rather early for some reason.. but lets talk about the next day..

.. when jens and i went out for a walk in the lovely weather. of course we would had prefered drinking wine in a park but.. we do have some limits.. or i mean, i have at least:p otherwise, not much to say.. didnt do lot that day.. yeah, went to mcdo during the night with sandra and malin.. but that was just because we wanted to see what kind of weird people are going to mcdo in the middle of the night.. of course we were just there as observers.. i was somewhat scared tho;)

.. and yesterday.. we went out for a walk again but this time malin and sandra joined me in their fancy IMF-sweaters. nice walk, not much to tell.. we saw a worm dressed in a brown fur.. that was the excitement of the day. sinon, i just studied.. need to do a lot before saturday since mazzza is coming then=) so excited:p maja, you asked me what i wanted from glorious england.. here is the list: a chav from maidstone, tesco values gingercookies and the archbishop.. im quite modest..

/phia

pure happiness..

.. my camera works again so now i can continue with my hobby which is to harass people by putting up pics of them;-). it's coming, it's coming.. gonna start today by taking photos of malin while im dying her hair and if im lucky a kind girl named sandra is going to cut my hair.

last nite we just stayed at home since we didnt feel for going out and i was kind of sick, but we had an awesome time together with way to much crisps, swedish dip and a movie.. what else does 3 girls need a saturdaynight? ehh... hmm..

so, pics to come.. so excited:p

var är mb?
/soph

jordan, orup and religious ideas

okkkkkkkkkk! sophie is forcing me to write by sending angry smileys on msn so i'm writing even though absolutely nothing of interest or importance is going on here..
the last two nights i've managed to get two of my housemates out of the house - yesterday i went to a houseparty where you were supposed to come as a country, and people have absolutely no sense of imagination cos i could count to 6 france, 1 tchetchnya (fuck i cant be bothered to look that up), one person with a bride-veil (you know.. that country) and one guy with footballs under his sweater saying he was jordan. with such a brilliant sense of humour i'm sure he'll go far in life.
it was a nice party tho, met some people i haven't seen in a long time plus my housemate soonish disappeared with a guy and i'm very proud of being able to pimp my housemates, tho i sort of wish i could pimp myself as well.
i've got so much work to do this week, but i am a firm believer in the power of last-minute-stress, so i'm sure it'll all be good - i've got to do 2 weeks work in one since im going to austria next week, which will be fun im sure! looking forward to some yodling in lederhosen, i've been practising hard.

tonight i might meet up with abdullah and nazir and practise some french which should be nice enough.. tho i firmly dont agree with the fact that they don't drink because of religious ideas, not drinking is against my religious ideas. but i did manage to get a muslim guy who never tasted alcohol in his life completely wasted when i was in tunisia, something to be proud of? actually he did the job himself.. but maybe i'm bad influence.

today everyone should listen to moneybrother or anna ternheim's last album. yep.
and btw orup has a new album! and who would ever buy it.. who?!!!
puss a snusk/maja

which way to happy?

ahh.. today it's a day filled with dread, it might have something to do with all the booze from yesterday or due to the fact that i live in a house where inbreeding rules. but but, i guess things are exactly as they should be. it's sunday and people do have hangovers and we are erasmus and people do like to sleep around.. ahh, i think a need coffee.

anyway, some news from this weekend. thursday we all went to the mensa.. sandra, jens, bernie, jared, irina, eeva etc.. dont remember it to well though for various reasons;-) but i did dance with pedro (papacito!;p), ryan (ehh.. i want those photos that you took) and probably somebody else. i had a great evening though, the hitch was just that jens had my key since i didnt have any pockets and i dont like silly bags. but he went home pretty early, so there i was.. without my key and therefore no bed:-/ but it all turned out well since i slept at a friends place and ate salamipizza in the middle of the night.. i just hope that salamis are releted to cucumbers or something else very vegetarian.. then on friday it was annas birthday so we went to wistheim to celebrate her and drink some ehh.. fancy.. jelzin vodka.. went home rather early though, tired from the night before since the cleaning lady woke me up too early in the morning. the pics above are from this party btw, got them from sandra since my camera is on a recreational trip to sweden.

now im going to finish this cus ive to go back to my books.. but yeah, yesterday we were at a1.. sandra and damian.. please send me the pics you took.. but just the good-looking ones cus otherwise ill be depressed for some days ahead;p

puss och kram till alla!
/sophie feat. 4 cups of hofer-coffee

when is the next reverse party?

.. since my camera is fairly dead there wont any new photos here for a while. malin is going to bring it back to sweden on friday though, so hopefully ill get a new one.. but it may take some time:-(

so, in the meanwhile i'll put up some pics from my glorious time as a leisure organiser at "angoeuropean study tours" language school in canterbury. most of the pics are from robyn (miss u my gal!!!) and i think they all speaks for themselves. anyway, thanx guys for an awesome time and hope to see you all again.. miss u!

love
/hans n sophie

homozygous recessive for "loving england"

ok ok, im writing! when you start comparing me to klingons... goddam... i am currently skipping an oral class in spanish cos i didnt know where it was. i think thats a very good reason for skipping classes, its not like its my fault that the room went and hid... now is it. hmppff. (and this has nothing to do with the fact that i wouldn't miss the grammar class later on today by any chance since the teacher happens to be very cute in a sort of little dog-way. el perro bonito?)

canterbury otherwise is getting more grey and rainy by the minute. to quote bob dylan; its not dark yet, but it's getting there... soon ill be engulfed by english climate and culture once and for all and there will be no way back. it must be some kind of disease that attaches itself to english people, otherwise why the hell don't they leave?! although, it may be genetic. you never know.

otherwise; to avoid getting the "england syndrom" which just consists of general depression im trying to think of fun things to do, like playing guitar with tom, looking at nude people in art classes, possible joining the drama soc, and oh shit guess i should get a job too. andy, if you read this, i want to kill bears so get me a goddam job! ohh sorry i meant i want to hug bears and love them and not hide little knives inside them when i give them to unsuspecting children.

ok i have a class in language and anthropology coming up so better hurry now. steve is probably in canterbury today so i hope i'll see him - im waiting for us to get hammered/sloshed/pissed/wasted together, its a nice kemsing tradition that shouldnt be forsaken. and then we can discuss english foreign policys, colonialism and why i always end up getting together with dodgy guys from dodgy countries. plus im sorry about the vikings.

/maja, encore vivant.

never ever ever trust a klingon..

.. nu tycker jag att det är på tiden att någon annan än jag bloggar! man kan ju inte diskutera bananer resten av sitt liv även om en banan kan symbolisera och stå för mkt.

jag vill ha bono.. ta med honom från england i ett litet paket.. håret kan hänga utanför..

/annasophia

ps:bilden på denna sida har ingen med texten att göra.. men jag tror att bilden deklarerar 2 sjukdomar.. de verkar vanliga i slovakien..

so.. the more bananas you eat, the sluttier you get..

.. in that case it's really bad.. for both cris and i since she starts her day by having coffee and bananas for breakfast (hmm.. those south-americans..) and i personally eat at the very least 2/day. however, i agree with you maja, this is something that you've to be an old italian gangster to understand.. i mean, this connection beween these two matters.. but it's interesting though.

so, the plan of the night is to go to the mensa (blodigt värre) .. hope it won't be too crowded.. and what can i wear? and malin and sandra.. please come with me! and jens.. skål i bellmans glada vänners lag! shall we bring a bottle to class? hmmm.. hmmm..

going to read "hundarna i riga" now,

bisous a tout le monde
/annso

1,2,3 strokes of bad luck and how to cure it

so, i havent written in some time because i've been waiting for something fun to write, but since thats not gonna happen i think im gonna list depressing things instead.
so; the week started with general boredom, cloudy skies and rain
(this is england after all, my dears),
continued with being absolutely broke and considering selling a kidney or two,
follows with getting ditched by a guy ive been fancying,
and ends with my dog being put down because my mom's been getting more and more allergic. oh and right, im ill too.
so, all these are perfectly normal things but when they all happen at once u cant do much else but believe in murphys laws. im considering staying inside for a month or so and thereby fool the, uhm, evil powers of bad luck (which are anyways controlled by jonas). till then im gonna enjoy some sweet swedish comics such as the one above. bisous t'y'all.

team nordicutah in bratislava p. 1

so.. here we are.. team nordicutah out on our first mission.. exploring the east.. whatever that means..

bratislava railwaystation.. friday around 10pm.. why does people here look so criminal?

first evening at the hostel.. warming up with slovakian beer.. some crazy people also drank the green monster..uhhh.. bad memories..

first stop.. jens and sandra together with a handsome scottish fella from our hostel.. he studies in vienna btw:p

cocktails for around 3-4 euros.. i love this country.. but who s drinking coke? .. boring..

team nordicutah in bratislava p. 2

i think he works on the street.. but he was definitely the cutest slovakian guy ive ever seen.. since i normally hang out with so many slovakians;-)

the old city.. and some old people.. no further comments..

a lovely malin in the sunshine..

some cool celebrities like dara use to have partys here.. unfortunately vegard was not invited.. but im sure the 2 of them are going to end up in a near future.. lets go and see her live..

dinner saturday evening in the old city.. we were not drunk yet..

... but it came a couple (probably one) of hours later..

.. so we ended up at "cirkus barok".. ehh.. probably bratislavas most notorious place.. but we were dancing to dr alban and other great hits together with the rest of the partypeople who looked like pimps in black suits and russian.. ehh.. girls..

... the yellow stripes are just awesome.. make the photo more alive (from the left: vegard, moi, dave (from australia) and jens)

solong!