an irish rockstar, alcoholic.. or both

sorry bout the short break, everythings been too boring to write about. but now i can announce that sophie is seeing bono from U2. i dont know what he's doing in canterbury, noone really knows, but i guess its a nice break from irish poverty & depression/luxurious popstar life. i could be jealous that she's getting it off with a rockstar, but its all ok since im going to greece and will hopefully start a relationship with a piece of feta cheese. if that doesnt work out im relying on stephIE(happy?;)) to find my first true love manuso, who i met when i just turned 15... a loong time ago... hiding somewhere behind an oily tan and sunglasses. or something like the guy above.
off to town now!
sleezy kisses, les blondes

dubai, nice or leksand

so, even if we dont write on this blog too often our lives still goes on in canterbury. as you all know im working as a slave at eliot college and maja spends her days in our bedroom or at tesco.. or netto.

last night we went to canterbury tales (hohoh, so confusing) for some pints.. of course after 11pm since we finished at 10.30. (un)fortunately we didnt bring the digicamera since we felt ugly, it happens once in a while..

anyway, after that we had our usual food overdose, which this time contained chips and cookies (cris, we were missing u!).

so, that was the latest news.. our future plan is now to save up some money and then go travelling in august. but where? any suggestions? amil, should we come and visit you in dubai.. or mongolita in nice? and what about leksand? hmmmmmmmmm....

puss pa broskbiten
/fia

the hard life

the update for the day is that sophie won't be writing so much since she's now fully employed 15 hours a day for 2 pounds an hour at the university. i got offered the same position at cambridge but turned it down cos how could i possibly leave canterbury now? after all that we've been through. so i spend my days in the sun while sophie is working, as illustrated above. yep. but im not gonna tell you about that beach cos then itd get full of people and i wouldnt allow that. its near sainsburys is all i can say.

bcp de smack smack /maja

it all went just fine..

.. except the fact that we were 20 lads and 4 girls.. but we liked it!

today we are too tired to write on this blogthing but ally is turning 21 (!) so of course we wish him a happy birthday! but what about the forestparty? i also wanna look at stars and discuss the human fate and eyecolours.. pick us up at midnight!

.. and cris darling, can we live for free chez toi a nice?
gros bisous
/fia

moving-in party 2moro

party, party, party.. whatelse can you doooo when you live in canterbury.. lalalalaalalaaaa...
text maja about it..

the dawning of a rockstar

we decided that canterbury was getting too pretty and nice. so we converted into satanism and heavy rock. sophie is now called "spitting dragon sophie" and im calling myself "manslaughter maja". all we do all day is to look evil and spread fear.
i'm hoping to get some guitar classes from the musical brothers we met up with last night and turn any jeff buckley song into a lordi-masterpiece. rrrrrrrr!

/malmsteen.. with special love to jens

she got fired.. but we do like netto..

maja got fired yesterday.. are we sad? hmm, i really dont think so since she didnt like the job. but the interesting thing is why she got fired. of course there are some official reasons that i gonna list below:

1. maja was late twice during 1 month
2. i kept her company in the kitchen once but apparently that wasnt allowed for security reasons...????
3. she was asking another girl from the staff to help her out but that was against the simple simons rules.. uhuhuhuh

so, what s why she got fired..

of course that s all bullshit.. according to me.. you dont fire someone for those 3 reasons.. unless there are others.. more hidden ones. so, what ive done is to make a list of these.

1. she didnt laugh enough at the owners sexist jokes
2. she was wearing to much clothes while working
3. they saw the blog

so, no more job at simple simons BUT we are, as i said, not devastated since we probably have got an other job.. taking care of 18 years old italien-language-course-students.. let us just smile.

ok, going downtown now to buy some luxurious spirituous bottles at nette.. we love netto.

and for the wouldcup.. allez la france.. zidane est la!

kucak
/annso

how luxurious

we have moved!! it was an exhausting process. while sophie was cleaning like the domestic wife she is, maja was out drinking beer. so what, i was thirsty. and she likes those cloths.
so, now we are relocated from a skanky little house to a palace, as seen on the pictures above. from now on we can live like the queens we really are.. but still on pasta with the occasional ketchup on sundays.
kyssar
/the institution