it's all about bananas

ah sexy germans... but why is cedric in the middle pic?!! the guy at the very right... is he spying on you?
ill write quickly cos i have to run to tesco before they close and im out of anything edible; nice is a very nice place (that never gets boring to say) and both me and cris the illegal 3rd worlder would like to stay, tho partnership might save her from returning to model land brazil where noone eats bananas in public, but its not gonna save me from canterbury... unless i have a transfer to sao paolo university. of course to be accepted id have to have leg surgery to meet the brazilian standards of being at least as tall as 1.80...
so while cris was working i generally spent my days at the place above, hotel negresco where cris lives, on any cobbly beach or strolling around pretending to be rich... at least if you are entering la fayette, or they r gonna kick you out. evenings we went to nice bars with abba-relics and lecherous old men, and we did by all means meet ricky martin at a gay bar, together with his friend bignose, they were however probably not a gay couple.
one evening we went to dinner with cristianes neighbour giorgo who is an italian gentleman at 65+ who told us about the truths of life, such as white hair being sexy on men and not on women (no need to mention giorgio was as white as a poodle) and that women are like bananas; "plus sonos matures, plus sonos putanas" (excuse my italian! what do you expect?!)
now that women would get sluttier as they get older im not gonna say anything about, but lay off the poor bananas! when was the last time you saw a slutty banana? and more interestingly, why do they get sluttier as they get old? maybe theres some really perverted explanation to this one that i dont want to know.
then dear giorgo took us to eat boob-enhancing icecream. what a gentlemen, ey! tho that might be something for the marketing department...
so, tell interesting stories from arnold land! i really wont have a lot to write from now on... apart from maybe some adventurous trip to tesco... or even to asda on a crazy day.
PUSS PUSS
/halliday who gets sexier and sexier avec l'age