on a more serious note

following up from the classic 'guys to date if they werent dead', here comes 'guys to date if they werent fictional'. and no, im not trying to escape more pressuring things like jobs and masters applications. this just seems of crucial importance. to the world.

1. robin hood. a bit gay perhaps in those trousers, but still, outlaws are sexy. and the hat is kinda sexy. and the tail!


2. "Vargen", the wolf. The bad guy character of the children comic "Bamse", which tells the tale of a very kind bear who gets supernatural strength from eating honey. Vargen is a bit evil, but also sensitive and good 'somewhere deep inside'. And dark and goodlooking. And the tail!

3. Indiana Jones. Who wouldve known archeologists could be so sexy? Now it has to be pointed out that it mainly refers to 'young indiana jones', who was never half as famous as the oddly named harrison ford, but way, way cuter. However, its not just his good looks that get him this spot, but that adventurousness, the irresistible 40s/50s style, and the hat. but no tail.

4. Aragon. Legolas was close, but was deemed a bit too gay in those tight clothes (though Robin Hood got away with it) and after all aragon is going to become king, which of course is kind of sexy in itself.

6. The beast, from beauty and the beast. BEFORE the transformation, note well, when he becomes a regular little toyboy in a rather gay boyband. Here he has charisma. And soft fur.

7. Tengil. Ok, the picture doesnt really do him justice. But if you read the classic book by Astrid Lindgren and make up your own image, its clear that he's the most charismatic character in the book, next to Katla perhaps. He has a vision. And he's mysterious. And, for gods sake, that helmet! Hot.