Wednesday, June 28, 2006
i want my own tree
today it's summer.. so we do as we always do these sunny days.. we are hugging trees. see you all tonight at simples..
moooooaaaahhhh!
/mr lewis
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Sweden vs England pt 2
dont walk away in silence..
Even if we get older there is one thing that never change.. it s our tendency to always end up as groupies for the local bands (around europe). the list is long, i can just mention a few of them like fifty bocks, gastropod, pyramid and not to forget dysfunktion. so why do they attract us so much, is it their way of fiddling with the guitar, playing the trumpet or just looking cool. but maybe the truth is more simple than that, let me quote what a wise welsh one said:
"we do not want them, we just want to be them"
/Fia feat. GES
Monday, June 26, 2006
maja.. stop drawing.. lets form a band!
I think I'm gonna start a band
The great depression is at hand
People will mourn across the land
Yeah, I'm gonna start a band
Or maybe I should write a book
And let the critics have a look
They'll hail me as the new James Joyce
The audience won't have a choice
But the popstars sing:
You know that I love you
You know that I need you
16 years tomorrow
And I'll never leave you
........
And I won't sing that I love you
I only sing things that are true
And I won't sing no la la la la la
Because I'm not in love with you
/Janne Kask in our hearts.. puss
Sweden vs England pt 1
So what england beat poor Equador and we lost against Germany. Yeah yeah, it's all good now, the pale short-haired english chavs and pikeys are drinking beer and get to wave their hooligan-flags (you know the white one with the red cross) and England is a glorious imperialist nation all over again. But you know what, it doesn't matter. Cos we are still the best. We are more beautiful, smarter, richer, we don't have ugly carpets in our homes, and our celebrities are cooler. I mean compare the looks of an average english player like peter crouch with, say, an average swedish player like fredrik ljungberg. no further comments needed.
heja kamprad
/madde & vickan
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
the right man
yesterday i was going out and i felt really goodlooking as seen on picture 1. i felt so goodlooking i made sophie take pictures of me so i could look at them later.. or put them up on the net. so why oh why does it always end up with me making out with kendoll (picture 2)? is it because he is the best guy around or simply because he can't say no? i mean he tries, but his american accent is so thick noone understands what he says anyways. and you know what its like.. u get home, ur drunk and a bit horny, u know u shouldnt but he's just available..
anyways.. that's the mystery of the day.. im gonna be thinking about it while i pretend to work.
Friday, June 23, 2006
how to support sweden or who s the most glamorous girl?
sweden is meeting germany in the world cup tomorrow. this is really a big event for me and maja since we then are allowed to wear our sexy swedish t-shirts. maja is gonna wear her yellow thing while working at simple simons and i gonna wear mine sitting alone in winnies room watching the game.. that s how the swedes do it. but when i think about it, i d rather sit in front of the computer fighting spywares and play games... but arent they both games?
so, what are we up for tonight. since maja is working with grief in her heart (since landon is dead) i thought about getting her and myself drunk.. most likely a portugese guy and a spanish lad gonna join us.. so the evening has potential to be good. but i wonder what amil is doing? are you coming with us? we can go to the loft 3rd night in a row and look at the couples there!
hmm.. now i gonna put on a face so i can show myself in public tonight. the problem is just that you never know before if you gonna end up as a dinosaure or a super-model.. it s so hard these days but you better give it a try.
kramar to ljungberg, zlatan, rosenberg, mellberg and henke from zidane - le bogosse.
besos
/Fia
Michael Landon
my heart is heavy and my eyes are watering. I have just realised that Michael Landon is dead... since 15 years back. my father figure, my icon. who is gonna defend me now from the bears in the forest or the native americans? or chop down wood? and look manly and reassuring? i am oh so lost.
pussar, maja.
pussar, maja.
top model a la channel 3
yesterday we were quite bored (hungover) so we finished the evening by going through sophie's wardrobe. she has a very unhealthy addiction to spending her student loan on fashionable clothes a la H&M, so we thought we'd transform ourselves into real life models and then send the pictures directly to the H&M administration - how could they resist?!
So, on picture nr 1: we see sophie trying out an expensive brown top with a belt that's very a la mode and make your waist literally disappear, woho! this outfit would however be very boring if it wasn't for the pink cape that just adds that extra little.. something. i give it 7/10.
picture nr 2: no, sophie, no!! that's not what a model is meant to look like! sure, you got the glasses right, and the necklace isn't bad, but is that meant to be a smile? model's are not meant to look like dinosaurs. i am terribly sorry, i give you a feeble 1/10.
picture nr 3: yes!! there we got it! suck in the chest, out with the boobs, and the top is lovely and would make ebba von sydow smile with her vacant bimbo head. how did you get 3 metres tall? i'm not quite sure but it's essential for any model. 10/10, at the least.
bisous /maja
Thursday, June 22, 2006
facial hair
btw, tyler is my sexy candian boss. sophie hasn't seen him yet but i'm sure she will fall in love with him as he happens to have a little goatee-beard and sophie has always liked guys with those, it all started with runken when we were 17. i am fairly sure he's still 17.. it would surprise me much otherwise. but will sophie finally get her skejter or would she rather get arrested? mwah /maja
how old are u?
soo.. another sunny day in sweet canterbury. maja is sleeping, a result from drinking beer until 3 am with amil and talking to guys who are at the very least 10 years younger then us. however, since the kiddos were cute we took their numbers.. we can always baby-sit them later this summer. myspysgulligt!
maja was late for the 2nd time to work yesterday, tyler was mad, but maja doesnt give a fuck about that. maja is always late, it s one of her most distinguishing feature. im never late even if i try and i also dont have hangovers as maja, maybe that s because im younger.. but of course not as young as the kidddos. they are probably always on time and they never have hangovers.. now i like them even more. by the way, tyler is silly.. and old.
now im going to la fack, have to print out my CV and since yesterday im fluent in german. (go sweden go, kick the asses of the germans.. achtung!). maja is still sleeping but i gonna tell her that michael landon is standing on the street, we like him.. even if he s old (dead?).
by the way, pics are on their way.. we like pics.. especially the pics from last night where i look like a hot 30 year old woman and maja looks like a virgin at 17. but what is really the truth?
kisses /Fia
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
the beginning of the tales
so... here we are, in glorious canterbury, in maja's tiny room after having overdosed on chips/fries and swedish sweets.. ah orgasmic liquorice! sophie arrived in fashion to simple simons, dressed like sofie fahrman at the least, or out of any swedish fashion magazine a la stureplan. i greeted her with a friendly "hora" from the window and she seemed oh so pleased! then we shouted swedish slogans all the way to the nearest big pub where we could show off our blonde hair during the sweden-england game, where henke scored in the 90th minute, making the game finish 2-2. of course the vikings would do well, the power is all in the blonde hair even if it's dyed.
i also got the pleasure of seeing my first fling in canterbury named rippy 2 - the question is if it's me or sophie who made out with him? and if he is still saving money to buy "stuff"? who knows, who knows. anyways, it was an early evening finished by fries from the nearest ..so called.. turk-shop. no we are full and content and anticipating an exciting summer full with exotic animals (will we for example encounter a snake, finally?) and hopefully even see michael landon somewhere, who will take care of us with his fatherly curly hair. love /maja
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